Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Happy Halloween, scofflaws!

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Chinaski Tuesdays

The Genius Of The Crowd

there is enough treachery, hatred violence absurdity in the average
human being to supply any given army on any given day

and the best at murder are those who preach against it
and the best at hate are those who preach love
and the best at war finally are those who preach peace

those who preach god, need god
those who preach peace do not have peace
those who preach love do not have love

beware the preachers
beware the knowers
beware those who are always reading books
beware those who either detest poverty
or are proud of it
beware those quick to praise
for they need praise in return
beware those who are quick to censor
they are afraid of what they do not know
beware those who seek constant crowds for
they are nothing alone
beware the average man the average woman
beware their love, their love is average
seeks average

but there is genius in their hatred
there is enough genius in their hatred to kill you
to kill anybody
not wanting solitude
not understanding solitude
they will attempt to destroy anything
that differs from their own
not being able to create art
they will not understand art
they will consider their failure as creators
only as a failure of the world
not being able to love fully
they will believe your love incomplete
and then they will hate you
and their hatred will be perfect

like a shining diamond
like a knife
like a mountain
like a tiger
like hemlock

their finest art

Monday, October 29, 2007

The green, green grass of home.

When a living legend becomes just a legend. Rest in Peace.

Friday, October 26, 2007

8 Word Poem

The Kiss

ice water lips,
sun hot tongue,
world, melts.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Just so you know...


Your Score: Modern, Cool Nerd


73 % Nerd, 56% Geek, 34% Dork




For The Record:



A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.

A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.

A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.



You scored better than half in Nerd and Geek, earning you the title of: Modern, Cool Nerd.



Nerds didn't use to be cool, but in the 90's that all changed. It used to be that, if you were a computer expert, you had to wear plaid or a pocket protector or suspenders or something that announced to the world that you couldn't quite fit in. Not anymore. Now, the intelligent and geeky have eked out for themselves a modicum of respect at the very least, and "geek is chic." The Modern, Cool Nerd is intelligent, knowledgable and always the person to call in a crisis (needing computer advice/an arcane bit of trivia knowledge). They are the one you want as your lifeline in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (or the one up there, winning the million bucks)!



Congratulations!

THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST




Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Public Display of Affliction

I was watching this game, and could hardly believe this happened. Now, I have YouTube proof. That's as good as gospel in my book.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Chinaski Tuesdays

Oh Yes

there are worse things than
being alone
but it often takes decades
to realize this
and most often
when you do
it's too late
and there's nothing worse
than
too late.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Artistic Vision

I don't even know what to say about this one...

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

This makes me incredibly happy

Chinaski Tuesdays

To The Whore Who Took My Poems

some say we should keep personal remorse from the
poem,
stay abstract, and there is some reason in this,
but jezus;
twelve poems gone and I don't keep carbons and you have
my
paintings too, my best ones; its stifling:
are you trying to crush me out like the rest of them?
why didn't you take my money? they usually do
from the sleeping drunken pants sick in the corner.
next time take my left arm or a fifty
but not my poems:
I'm not Shakespeare
but sometime simply
there won't be any more, abstract or otherwise;
there'll always be money and whores and drunkards
down to the last bomb,
but as God said,
crossing his legs,
I see where I have made plenty of poets
but not so very much
poetry.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Because I love you

Ja Ja!

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

This is why they want to kill us...



...and I do not blame them.

Chinaski Tuesdays

8 Count

from my bed
I watch
3 birds
on a telephone
wire.
one flies
off.
then
another.
one is left,
then
it too
is gone.
my typewriter is
tombstone
still.
and I am
reduced to bird
watching.
just thought I'd
let you
know,
fucker.

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Todd made me do it

'Cuz I live to emulate that man. Or is it immolate? Whatever.

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)
Bruno Colorado

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Chocolate Milano

3. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
A-Whe

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Vermillion Tiger

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Michelle Louisville

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Whe-Al

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (”The” + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
The scarlet gin

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
Russell Gary

9. STRIPPER NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
Wild Musk Chunky

10. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names )
Kay Lee

11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
Madison Manhattan

12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)
Autumn Rose

13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now + "ie" or "y")
Cherry Pajamie

14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
Biscuit Magnolia

15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: (”The” + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + “Tour”)
The Shit-talking Lightning Tour

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

More prom pics

So, there was a photo booth at prom. These are not all flattering, but dammit, they're accurate.









Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Chinaski Tuesdays

Finish

We are like roses that have never bothered to
bloom when we should have bloomed and
it is as if
the sun has become disgusted with
waiting

Monday, October 01, 2007

Roller Derby Prom

This weekend we had our first ever DCRG roller derby prom. This event was in honor of finishing our first season, and it featured an awards ceremony. I won the "Never Give Up" award, which is good, considering I have the tattoo on my knee to match.



This is my team, the Jackie O' Nasties. What a wonderful bunch of bitches!



All photos are courtesy of good friend and ticket booth volunteer, Heather.