Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Fun with the new iMac





The new macs come with a very fun piece of software called Photo Booth. Basically, you look at the mac, it takes a pic and then you can do weird stuff to it. Fun!!!

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Pickshuzz

enjoy!







Friday, August 18, 2006

Press Secretary Snow is a Douchebag

I am so glad these former generals, military men, are sending this kind of message. Too bad it will most likely be ignored by our lovely "compassionate conservative" president.

Bush Must Negotiate to Make America Safer, Say Former Generals

Aaron Glantz, OneWorld US
Thu Aug 17, 11:28 PM ET

SAN FRANCISCO, Aug 17 (OneWorld) - Twenty-one former generals and high ranking national security officials have called on United States President George W. Bush to reverse course and embrace a new area of negotiation with Iran, Iraq, and North Korea. In a letter released Thursday, the group told reporters Bush's 'hard line' policies have undermined national security and made America less safe.

Of particular concern for the generals was increased saber rattling between Washington and Tehran over the development of an Iranian nuclear program.

"We call on the administration to engage immediately in direct talks with the government of Iran without preconditions to help resolve the current crisis in the Middle East and to settle differences over an Iranian nuclear program," their letter read.

"An attack on Iran would have disastrous consequences for security in the region and U.S. forces in Iraq," they argued. "It would inflame hatred and violence in the Middle East and among Muslims everywhere."

In a telephone news conference Thursday morning, the former security officials took particular aim at the Bush Administration's policy of refusing to negotiate with terrorists or with states that support them.

"That seems strange since Ronald Reagan was willing to negotiate with the Soviets even though they were the 'Evil Empire," said retired Lt. General Robert Guard, who served as special assistant to Defense Secretary Robert McNamara during the Vietnam War and now works at the non-profit Center for Arms Control and Non-Proliferation. "One wonders why George Bush can't negotiate with the Axis of Evil."

The generals further argued that the Bush Administration's invasion of Iraq is at least partially responsible for Iran's drive to develop a nuclear program.

"When you announce an axis of evil of three countries and invade one and then say that Iran should take that as a lesson, it does seem that it may give them an incentive to do precisely what they don't want them to do," Guard said, "develop a nuclear weapon."

Former director of Policy Planning for the State Department, Morton Halperin, said the same goes for North Korea. The more belligerent the Bush Administration behaves, he said, the faster North Korea will work to develop nuclear weapons.

"The North Koreans want to talk to us directly," said Halperin, who now works for the Washington, DC-based Center for American Progress. "Their concern is about getting security assurances from us and about getting diplomatic recognition. We should not be afraid to talk to our opponents."

At the White House, Bush's spokesperson Tony Snow dismissed the letter.

"In a political year people are going to make political statements, including retired generals, and they're perfectly welcome to," Snow told reporters at his daily briefing. "It's an important addition to the public debate. But we're also--the president is a guy who has got real responsibility here. Now, I've got to tell you, just given to what I said...in response to the sort of ongoing cost of promoting freedom around the globe, do you not think a president will do everything in his power to succeed? And the answer is, yes. He's not sitting around saying, boy, I'm stubborn, I'm going to stick with it.

"That's not the way the president is," Snow said, insisting the Bush administration is planning policy changes while declining to offer specifics.

But the generals who signed the letter say Bush has been stubborn, and a poor student of history.

General Joseph Hoar, the Commander in Chief of U.S. Military Central Command under presidents Bill Clinton and George H. W. Bush, said the George W. Bush administration would be advised to remember the French occupation of Algeria, which lasted 134 years.

Nationalist rebels launched an insurgency against the French in 1954. After eight years of insurgent bombings and counter-terrorism operations, France was finally forced to quit Algeria in 1962.

Hoar says like the Battle of Algiers the current war on terror is a war of ideas.

"Until we get away from the idea that we can solve these problems through the use of military force and begin to change the political problems causing discontent by providing security and services, we're not going to win this war," he said.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Tickling your funny bone - No, not THAT one!

BUSH SEEKS EXIT STRATEGY AT MAPQUEST

Andy Borowitz
Sat Aug 12, 6:49 AM ET

Hoping to reassure voters before the midterm elections that he is actively looking for a way to bring U.S. troops home from Iraq, President George W. Bush said today that he has been looking for an exit strategy at the popular Internet site Mapquest.com.

By announcing that he was relying on Mapquest to navigate the United States' exit from an apparent quagmire in Iraq, the president was running the risk of making his administration appear as if it had run out of ideas of its own.

But in a White House press briefing this morning, Mr. Bush defended his use of what he called "the Internets," adding that he was also hoping to find an international peacekeeping force for Lebanon at Craigslist.

The president said that he began his search at Mapquest by typing in "Iraq" as the starting location and "United States of America" as the ending location.

He acknowledged that the process of finding an exit strategy at the Mapquest site was complicated by the fact that many of the streets that Mapquest displays for Iraq have not existed since the United States began bombing the country in 2003.

Ultimately, Mr. Bush said his search for an exit strategy at Mapquest yielded mixed results: "The good news is that I found the most direct route from Iraq to the U.S. The bad news is that the estimated travel time is 20 years."

Friday, August 11, 2006

Check 1 - 2

I updated Old Man Cissy's blog with an unauthorized Jason of the Ages. Enjoy!

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

It's Baaa-ack

The Old Man has reanimated his blog, like a good little mad scientist. Visit Tales from the Crimson Fortress at yer leisure.

Still doing fake news for a living

Dennis Miller joins Fox News

What the fuck happened to this guy? I used to actually like him. I used to find him funny. Is he an evil clone? Fuck it.

Sunday, August 06, 2006

It's real alright


Since folks seem interested, here’s the long, convoluted tale of why I chose this tattoo.

When I was 8 years old, I made my first conscious decision to sin for a phoenix. I was in a Baptist school at the time, quite the square peg in a round hole. This place was pretty fundamentalist, but my home life was not, so there was a lot of friction. One of the areas of discord was the realm of mythical creatures. I adored mythology, especially unicorns.

My mom got me this great unicorn backpack for my birthday just before school started. On the first day of school, they took it away and lectured me in the principal’s office about blasphemy and graven images and all kinds of shit. It was a very crappy first day of school. Mom got the backpack back, but I was not allowed to carry it to school anymore. As “penance” for my misdeed, I had to sort books in the library. This school did not buy books, but rather took donations. Sometimes the troubled kids would be sentenced to sorting the new intake into the major categories, such as fiction, non-fiction, etc. I was sorting a box of books when I came across an old hardcover called David and the Phoenix. I flipped through its yellowed pages and fell in love with the story. It dawned on me that if the faculty saw this book, even just the title, they would throw it away. I decided to break one of the Ten Commandments, and stole the book from the Christian school library. I have it to this day.

Throughout my life, the phoenix mythos has continued to mean a great deal to me. Through years of research, I learned that the sky-bird myth is prevalent in almost all ancient cultures across the globe. The Egyptians, Native Americans, Greeks, Romans, Mesopotamians, Aztecs, Mayans, Japanese, Chinese, and many more, all have some type of great bird mythology. This means that for thousands of years, this symbol has represented something intrinsic in the human need to understand the universe. It has grown to symbolize rebirth, change, balance, harmonious relationships, art, music, beauty, and good fortune, to name a few. All of this together made the compelling argument of why this should be my mark, my talisman. I love it, and the artist did an amazing job creating the piece to my specifications. I couldn’t be happier about it.

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Mother Pus Bucket

I was tagged by the ever lovely artist formerly known as Pusboy. The challenge is to reveal 5 weird things about oneself. Here goes.

1. I can predict the future. It doesn't always work, but I'm fearfully accurate at times. Sometimes it comes in dreams, sometimes it's just a vibe. I don't choose what I see, it just happens. I gots me the shine.

2. I used to think that "Kotex" was a Texas oil company.

3. My soul is perfectly at peace. I have no urge to go down in history, or a driving need to accomplish certain things before a certain time. I feel if there is such a thing as reincarnation, I have already been around many times, and am ready to call it a day and head for Nirvana. The more people I meet, the more I realize that inner peace is weird and rare.

4. I talk to my animals in a voice that I will never let another human hear me use. It is a lot like Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

5. I used to put hamsters in a sink full of water to watch them fill their little cheek pouches with air and float. Yeah, it was cruel, and I feel bad. Sorry Nimitz, Bixin, and Tripes! I was only 10 at the time. I figured they liked floating in the pool as much as I did. =(

So that's it for my weirdness. Let's see what Todd, Eek, and Steve have to offer!

Friday, August 04, 2006

Tatted and Tagged



It's been a busy week for yer old hellion, chirrens. I went on a lovely vacation to Cumberland Falls, where I went white water rafting for the first time. More about that when the pics are developed. I came home and went to Acme Ink for the first stage of my loverly tattoo. Then, I read my comments and found myself to be tagged by the one formerly known as Pusboy. I'll attend to that business tomorrow. Till then, here's the tatt. Enjoy the rack!