Thursday, December 28, 2006

I'm Back

Marble Falls, Texas is boring as fuck.

Here is an outline of my most interesting day there (note: This was with the inlaws):

Harrowing two hour drive to eat at crappy fried seafood place.
Caught 5:00 showing of Rocky Balboa.
Capped off night with visit to Bass Pro Shop's Outdoor World where I had a minor anxiety attack.

Happy Holidays, ya'll!

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

It's a Wonderful What?

In honor of the holiday season, here's a little 8 word poem for you, my babies:

You want
the moon?
Go get it
yourself.

Friday, December 08, 2006

Pour a 40 of Pete's Wicked on the ground for my homey

Yesterday afternoon, Devo Wayne Wheatley was put to rest. A crippling spine ailment took him before his time. He knew more English than any dog I've ever had, enjoyed dark beer, and loved ladies with big boobies. Kim and Heather, you were his faves. I hope at some time, he made you smile, acting like the little defective he was.

He was always a sweetie. He died licking my hand, true blue friend to the end.

Goodbye, little buddy.