Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Tuesday Tidbit

Because it exists, and that cracks me up.

The Malayan Stink Badger.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Dipshits

If you fell for this, you deserved to get felt up by a wandering weirdo.

Phony doctor gives free breast exams

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Happiest Place on Earth...Eventually

Disney meddles with sneaky eugenics.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Rooney Eats It

Well chirrens, it took me over 20 years, but I have finally achieved Sloan Peterson hair. I have solved the complex ratios of hair length to product viscosity to blowdrying skills. Now, I can finally marry Ferris. Good thing too, because my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavours last night. I guess it's pretty serious, so I'd better hurry up. Wish us luck on Venus!