Click, my peoples, click on.
poopknuckle.
what do i, as a middle school child, know about fjord crossing?
Worms don't get distracted.
Imagine how horrible it would be to have that big ant ass, but tiny ant anus!
Don't lay in bed and sweat the cheese!
I like less "scuttle" and more "butt."
There's some kids that'll never be born.
You'd best boil that child in milk.
It doesn't take much goat fucking to have a good time in Mexico.
My boobs never speak, and they're together all the time.
Cold air is like a breath mint for your insides.
Boogerschnitzel
You'd better swiffer the chamber pots.
The eagles of Christ have flown the coop.
You're ass-clownin' around!
If pennies came in millipennies, it would be worth every millipenny.
If I were a pumpkin, I'd be all over that sh*t.
Don't dip your arse in my coffee.
viewed guinea pig costumes.
Quincunx
This weekend we had our first ever DCRG roller derby prom. This event was in honor of finishing our first season, and it featured an awards ceremony. I won the "Never Give Up" award, which is good, considering I have the tattoo on my knee to match.
posted by MsHellion @ 12:44 PM
2 Comments:
Love the tattoo. It looks better when it's not all crusty and scabby. Then again, don't we all?
You should have had "Best Roller Girl in the Whole Fucking World" tattooed on your knee. Then they would have had to give you the "Best Roller Girl in the Whole Fucking World" award.
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