Pony Rides and Monkey Pictures

Click, my peoples, click on.

poopknuckle.

what do i, as a middle school child, know about fjord crossing?

Worms don't get distracted.

Imagine how horrible it would be to have that big ant ass, but tiny ant anus!

Don't lay in bed and sweat the cheese!

I like less "scuttle" and more "butt."

There's some kids that'll never be born.

You'd best boil that child in milk.

It doesn't take much goat fucking to have a good time in Mexico.

My boobs never speak, and they're together all the time.

Cold air is like a breath mint for your insides.

Boogerschnitzel

You'd better swiffer the chamber pots.

The eagles of Christ have flown the coop.

You're ass-clownin' around!

If pennies came in millipennies, it would be worth every millipenny.

If I were a pumpkin, I'd be all over that sh*t.

Don't dip your arse in my coffee.

viewed guinea pig costumes.

Quincunx

Saturday, September 08, 2007

9-9-07 May be your last chance to see Maul St. Matthews flash her piece out on the lanes. Don't miss it!

Get tix now!

MsAPhillips said...: Are those Chanel suits?
I'm very impressed.; 9:52 AM
Anonymous said...: What, no more DCRG?! And I wasn't able to be there? Crap. Story of my life.; 10:28 AM
MsHellion said...: My team is the Jackie O' Nasties. We're classy but nasty, so yeah, it had to be Chanel. ;)

No worries, guinness, you can catch us next season, starting in February.; 2:38 PM
Anonymous said...: Oh sweet! I'll see what I can do about that in February.; 2:49 PM
yournamehere said...: I skipped the after party to go home and watch football.

I'll skipped turning into my father and gone straight to turning into my grandfather.; 11:13 AM