what do i, as a middle school child, know about fjord crossing?
Worms don't get distracted.
Imagine how horrible it would be to have that big ant ass, but tiny ant anus!
Don't lay in bed and sweat the cheese!
I like less "scuttle" and more "butt."
There's some kids that'll never be born.
You'd best boil that child in milk.
It doesn't take much goat fucking to have a good time in Mexico.
My boobs never speak, and they're together all the time.
Cold air is like a breath mint for your insides.
Boogerschnitzel
You'd better swiffer the chamber pots.>
The eagles of Christ have flown the coop.
You're ass-clownin' around!
If pennies came in millipennies, it would be worth every millipenny.
If I were a pumpkin, I'd be all over that sh*t.
Don't dip your arse in my coffee.
oddest thing i did today
viewed guinea pig costumes.
funny word of the day
Quincunx
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Chinaski Tuesdays
8 Count
from my bed I watch 3 birds on a telephone wire. one flies off. then another. one is left, then it too is gone. my typewriter is tombstone still. and I am reduced to bird watching. just thought I'd let you know, fucker.
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