What pisses me off the most

Injustice.

What pisses you off the most?

Have fun, Mom!

My mom and Nelda, my grandma's life-long best friend who is in her 70's, leave for Reno tomorrow. I hope they have a splendid time of bonding and discovery.

Ky makes the news for dumbass reasons

Recent stories to hit national news from Ky, the duct-taped dumb fuck who attempted a robbery, and today it's the guy who sits in a pee-soaked chair at a casino.

Is this the best we can do? Really guys?



I'm going to go compulsively draw penises on things. About 8% of kids do it...

8 word poem

Some things
are
so beautiful
out of
context.

I am a lazy fuck.

A very very lazy, able-bodied fuck.

Own Your Weirdness!

I love you, Tay!

Small Victories

So, today is my last day of being 32. It's been an interesting year, with a bit more drama than I prefer, but considering I am entering my "jesus year" I'm not sure if the drama is yet to subside. By this time next year, I have to gather 12 apostles and turn 5 five walleyes into a gaggle of unicorns or something.

Anyway, I had a FANTABULOUS weekend. I was surrounded by damn fine folks, who made me laugh as we ate, shot things, threw ninja stars, and made lewd comments to wax figurines. Sunday was capped off by a perfect Queens of the Stone Age concert. It really does not get better than that. Ever.

As my gift to you, enjoy this clip, the gay equivalent of that Star Wars light saber kid:

You No Like Carrot Top When He Angry

This is sad/freaky or freaky/sad depending on your basic life philosophy of choice.