I hate to look a gift bong in the mouth...

So, how is it that Mrs. Garrett knows what a bong is, but two teenagers don't? Wacky tabaccy would explain Mrs. Garrett's hairdo.

Tootie buys a bong!

Thanks, douchebags!

I want to personally thank the Bush administration for dooming our next president with the task of trying to clean up their goddamned mess. I'd also like to thank them getting us trapped into what will easily be a decade of killing over a fucking lie.

Troops to remain at current levels in Iraq until at least 2010.

Violence out of control in Iraq: UN humanitarian chief.

Beauty

This girl makes more money than I will probably ever see in my lifetime. She gets paid for her "beauty." This is pretty fucked up. I've seen better looking refugees.

This is from a French fashion show. Someone get this poor child a baguette maintenant! For someone to be encouraged to look like this in order to keep their job is inexcusable.

Anyone have a large cardboard box we can borrow?

Must fit a family of three. We'll eat the dogs if we have to. My Old Man lost his job. Help this brother find something new so's we can keep the house!

Add Georgia to the Shit List

I wish GA had nuts so I could kick it in them.

Yes Yes Ya'll.

I am about to pee my pants with joy. Pants full of joy-pee, I tell you! The State is now available for download on iTunes. They only have season one, but it's a glorious start. YAY!!!!!

Splatter Zone Seating

Okay. I want to see this. Too bad it will NEVER come to the derby city. =(