what do i, as a middle school child, know about fjord crossing?
Worms don't get distracted.
Imagine how horrible it would be to have that big ant ass, but tiny ant anus!
Don't lay in bed and sweat the cheese!
I like less "scuttle" and more "butt."
There's some kids that'll never be born.
You'd best boil that child in milk.
It doesn't take much goat fucking to have a good time in Mexico.
My boobs never speak, and they're together all the time.
Cold air is like a breath mint for your insides.
Boogerschnitzel
You'd better swiffer the chamber pots.
The eagles of Christ have flown the coop.
You're ass-clownin' around!
If pennies came in millipennies, it would be worth every millipenny.
If I were a pumpkin, I'd be all over that sh*t.
Don't dip your arse in my coffee.
oddest thing i did today
viewed guinea pig costumes.
funny word of the day
Quincunx
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Beauty
This girl makes more money than I will probably ever see in my lifetime. She gets paid for her "beauty." This is pretty fucked up. I've seen better looking refugees.
This is from a French fashion show. Someone get this poor child a baguette maintenant! For someone to be encouraged to look like this in order to keep their job is inexcusable.
Ewwww.... fortunately, there's a cure for this horrible affliction. FOOD! In fact, I think I'm going to go have a burrito right now. Extra cheese. Mmmmm.
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She looks discusting. I'd rather have my ghetto booty any day.
Aren't there several hundreds types of cheese in France?
Yuck.
I just feel like this child is dying. It's horrible to see.
Ewwww.... fortunately, there's a cure for this horrible affliction. FOOD! In fact, I think I'm going to go have a burrito right now. Extra cheese. Mmmmm.
That chick is hot!
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