Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Dipshits
If you fell for this, you deserved to get felt up by a wandering weirdo.
Phony doctor gives free breast exams
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Rooney Eats It
Well chirrens, it took me over 20 years, but I have finally achieved Sloan Peterson hair. I have solved the complex ratios of hair length to product viscosity to blowdrying skills. Now, I can finally marry Ferris. Good thing too, because my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavours last night. I guess it's pretty serious, so I'd better hurry up. Wish us luck on Venus!