Lawks a Lordy!

I've been tagged by fellow geek corps member, Virtual Pus. Semper Pi, brother.

Here's me answers:

Four jobs they couldn’t pay you enough to do: Proctologist, Fox news reporter, Tonight Show with Jay Leno writer, McDonald's Manager.

Four movies you used to love and watched over and over to the point that now you have them memorized and the prospect of watching them again causes your eyeballs to bleed: Wayne's World, The Neverending Story, Stand By Me, The Secret of Nimh.

Alternatively, four movies you loved when you saw them in the theater but don’t dare watch again for fear they won’t hold up: Get Shorty, Star Wars episode 3, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Boogie Nights.

Four places in the United States you’ve always thanked no-God you don’t live even when you were living in a really small rathole in Kentucky and/or Indiana: Arkansas (whole damn state), Missouri (whole damn state), Mississippi (whole damn state), Levelland, Texas.

Four places you would like to visit on an extended vacation: New Zealand, Italy, The Galapagos Islands, Spain.

Four TV shows you are strangely tempted to watch but have so far resisted: Sex and the City, The Amazing Race, The Sopranos, Entourage.

Four Websites that aren’t on your blogroll that you visit daily: Yahoo!, iWon (I need the money), Go Fug Yourself, the Courier-Journal.

Four foods you don’t really like and can’t understand why you eat them but you eat them anyway and feel bad about it afterwards: McDonald's breakfast food, free cookies at work, buttery movie popcorn (it's a love/hate thing), fast food burgers.

Four albums you never listen to anymore but can’t bring yourself to trade in at Tower Records: Biohazard - "Urban Discipline", Life of Agony - "River Runs Red" and "Ugly", Shonen Knife - "Rock Animals."

Four places you’d rather be but sadly won’t be any time soon: Spain, Hawaii, Italy, Cozumel.

And now for the tagging. I see you running, bitches, but Mr. Caratzas, DrChingasa, Old Man Cissy, and Bomo were just too slow. TAG!