Pony Rides and Monkey Pictures

Click, my peoples, click on.

poopknuckle.

what do i, as a middle school child, know about fjord crossing?

Worms don't get distracted.

Imagine how horrible it would be to have that big ant ass, but tiny ant anus!

Don't lay in bed and sweat the cheese!

I like less "scuttle" and more "butt."

There's some kids that'll never be born.

You'd best boil that child in milk.

It doesn't take much goat fucking to have a good time in Mexico.

My boobs never speak, and they're together all the time.

Cold air is like a breath mint for your insides.

Boogerschnitzel

You'd better swiffer the chamber pots.

The eagles of Christ have flown the coop.

You're ass-clownin' around!

If pennies came in millipennies, it would be worth every millipenny.

If I were a pumpkin, I'd be all over that sh*t.

Don't dip your arse in my coffee.

viewed guinea pig costumes.

Quincunx

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Not sure what to get that world-weary Liberal in your life for x-mas?

Try this.

yournamehere said...: At this point, I'm afraid to write anything criticizing Bush because I don't want to offend the thirty percent of the population that still thinks he's doing a good job. I had no problems offending them before, but I figure now his "fan base" has boiled down to the real nut jobs, the kind who'd kill in his name.; 11:55 AM