Click, my peoples, click on.
poopknuckle.
what do i, as a middle school child, know about fjord crossing?
Worms don't get distracted.
Imagine how horrible it would be to have that big ant ass, but tiny ant anus!
Don't lay in bed and sweat the cheese!
I like less "scuttle" and more "butt."
There's some kids that'll never be born.
You'd best boil that child in milk.
It doesn't take much goat fucking to have a good time in Mexico.
My boobs never speak, and they're together all the time.
Cold air is like a breath mint for your insides.
Boogerschnitzel
You'd better swiffer the chamber pots.
The eagles of Christ have flown the coop.
You're ass-clownin' around!
If pennies came in millipennies, it would be worth every millipenny.
If I were a pumpkin, I'd be all over that sh*t.
Don't dip your arse in my coffee.
viewed guinea pig costumes.
Quincunx
Dressing asthmatic children as Darth Vader for Halloween. Wheezing? Vader breathing? Who can tell?
posted by MsHellion @ 3:01 PM
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Another bad idea: New Coke. Not funny, but true.
Yeah, Compassionte Conservatism is ridiculous. I came up with an alternative to it... and a trucker hat to display the new philosophy.
yourname- New Coke is on my list of childhood traumas.
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