So, Does God Use Quickbooks or Excel?
Check out this vile spew of aggressive taking-the-Christ-out-of-Christian logic. Feel free to for-fucking-get this as soon as you're done.
posted by MsHellion @ 2:07 PM
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words i can't believe came out of my mouth
poopknuckle.
what do i, as a middle school child, know about fjord crossing?
Worms don't get distracted.
Imagine how horrible it would be to have that big ant ass, but tiny ant anus!
Don't lay in bed and sweat the cheese!
I like less "scuttle" and more "butt."
There's some kids that'll never be born.
You'd best boil that child in milk.
It doesn't take much goat fucking to have a good time in Mexico.
My boobs never speak, and they're together all the time.
Cold air is like a breath mint for your insides.
Boogerschnitzel
You'd better swiffer the chamber pots.
The eagles of Christ have flown the coop.
You're ass-clownin' around!
If pennies came in millipennies, it would be worth every millipenny.
If I were a pumpkin, I'd be all over that sh*t.
Don't dip your arse in my coffee.
oddest thing i did today
viewed guinea pig costumes.
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6 Comments:
I like the amazing jumps Jack Chick and Co make in "Step III", noting how "they/gay people" spilled blood without remorse. Ya know...cause Jack remembers Gay War III and the Gay Wars of Mesopotamia. I have to give Chick Publications two thumbs up for christian homophobic propaganda.
I'd be happy to point out to them that the records God has been keeping are 78's and (not that there's anything wrong with this) Liberace lp's.
God has also been keeping white patent leather platform shoes from his disco era, because he thinks it will come again. The second coming is Donna Summer's post-menopause tour.
Excel all the way; the sorting function is far superior. That way God can keep abreast of all manner of psychosexual derangement with zero effort.
The creeps at Chick publications (what's the story behind that branding campaign?) need to be passed around a cellblock a couple of times each for shucking their particularly offensive brand of bullshit.
Ironic, no?
I know what MsHellion's getting for her birthday ... a full set of Chick Tracts.
The sad part of Chick publications is that people read, buy and distribute these things.
Much like Jim Crow laws or pre-WWII ghettos, these prejudices are going to be handed down generation after generation.
Where does it all end?
God keeps records, my ass.
Hooray for Satan!
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