I Once...
...saw a lesbian who looked like Christopher Walken, and I was sorely afraid.
...made a hot air balloon out of tissue paper. It never got off the ground. It was an assignment in my eighth grade science class, and my partner was a moron. She kept gluing it shut, not understanding that a hot air balloon needs to stay open. Oddly enough, I stood next to that same girl during the procession at my high school graduation. She was so pregnant, she waddled like a penguin. I thought, "Good luck getting that off the ground."
...heard a calliope tuning up. It was one of the creepiest sounds I have ever heard.
posted by MsHellion @ 10:49 AM
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clearly in she didn't "glue things shut" in high school or she wouldn't have been with child at graduation.
Christopher Walken, eh? I have seen many lesbians that resemble Peter O'Toole. Seriously.
If you're speaking of that Belle of Louisville calliope...I think "in tune" is a serious slander against the instrument. I've seen people have seizures listening to that monstrosity.
Still, it has a certain charm to it.
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