Click, my peoples, click on.
poopknuckle.
what do i, as a middle school child, know about fjord crossing?
Worms don't get distracted.
Imagine how horrible it would be to have that big ant ass, but tiny ant anus!
Don't lay in bed and sweat the cheese!
I like less "scuttle" and more "butt."
There's some kids that'll never be born.
You'd best boil that child in milk.
It doesn't take much goat fucking to have a good time in Mexico.
My boobs never speak, and they're together all the time.
Cold air is like a breath mint for your insides.
Boogerschnitzel
You'd better swiffer the chamber pots.
The eagles of Christ have flown the coop.
You're ass-clownin' around!
If pennies came in millipennies, it would be worth every millipenny.
If I were a pumpkin, I'd be all over that sh*t.
Don't dip your arse in my coffee.
viewed guinea pig costumes.
Quincunx
Today, I removed a swollen taste bud. It was driving me nuts. I snipped it off my tongue with a pair of fingernail clippers. Has anyone else ever resorted to self-surgery to remove an errant body part?
posted by MsHellion @ 5:16 PM
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When I was twelve I removed and discarded my conjoined twin. Little bastard liked disco.
So you were the Basket Case guy, huh.
I have a horn. I think I'll keep it, though.
I had this grotesque and seemingly useless protuberance dangling between my legs. One quick pass with a rusty hack saw and all was well in the world.
I also once picked at a scab on my elbow, I think.
We'll have a gin & tonic tonight...should make it feel all better. :)
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