Monkey Picture
It's a monkey eating a popsicle.
This brings me joy.
Touch my monkey.
posted by MsHellion @ 5:08 PM
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Wednesday, June 08, 2005
This brings me joy.
Touch my monkey.
6 Comments:
Monkeys frighten me. I never liked them. They throw poop and masterbate in public, much like Highlands skate punks.
So cute. Nice monkey, also.
I have to agree with yournamehere...they are scary little shits. Makes you want to stomp one to death with your Doc Marten.
I heard David Sedaris the other day say that he visited a non-profit that trains monkeys to be companions to paraplegics and he's taking one on tour with him to turn pages as he reads from his book.
Have you thought about adopting a monkey? Apparantly this group gives monkey-pups to be raised by loving--or at least circus-like--families for five years. then they are trained for two years and then assigned to said plegics.
just a thought.
Just what you need in addition to two dogs and an adolescent boy - a fucking monkey!
That'll be the end of anyone visiting for a while ... on the bright side, slack on the housekeeping!
I bet a monkey could use a Shop-Vac.
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