Age Old
America will outlive me, but only because euthanasia is illegal.
Click, my peoples, click on.
poopknuckle.
what do i, as a middle school child, know about fjord crossing?
Worms don't get distracted.
Imagine how horrible it would be to have that big ant ass, but tiny ant anus!
Don't lay in bed and sweat the cheese!
I like less "scuttle" and more "butt."
There's some kids that'll never be born.
You'd best boil that child in milk.
It doesn't take much goat fucking to have a good time in Mexico.
My boobs never speak, and they're together all the time.
Cold air is like a breath mint for your insides.
Boogerschnitzel
You'd better swiffer the chamber pots.
The eagles of Christ have flown the coop.
You're ass-clownin' around!
If pennies came in millipennies, it would be worth every millipenny.
If I were a pumpkin, I'd be all over that sh*t.
Don't dip your arse in my coffee.
viewed guinea pig costumes.
Quincunx
America will outlive me, but only because euthanasia is illegal.
posted by MsHellion @ 5:04 PM
The pigeons told me to punish the wicked. Copyright 2004-2008. Don't steal my shit, yo!
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As long as there is one person in Louisville who refuses to wear shorts no matter how hot and humid it gets, your spirit will live on.
Word. I'm pouring 5 lbs of denim on the ground for my homies.
Agreed - it's become the cockroach of the planet, sadly.
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