Click, my peoples, click on.
poopknuckle.
what do i, as a middle school child, know about fjord crossing?
Worms don't get distracted.
Imagine how horrible it would be to have that big ant ass, but tiny ant anus!
Don't lay in bed and sweat the cheese!
I like less "scuttle" and more "butt."
There's some kids that'll never be born.
You'd best boil that child in milk.
It doesn't take much goat fucking to have a good time in Mexico.
My boobs never speak, and they're together all the time.
Cold air is like a breath mint for your insides.
Boogerschnitzel
You'd better swiffer the chamber pots.
The eagles of Christ have flown the coop.
You're ass-clownin' around!
If pennies came in millipennies, it would be worth every millipenny.
If I were a pumpkin, I'd be all over that sh*t.
Don't dip your arse in my coffee.
viewed guinea pig costumes.
Quincunx
The order in which I eat Flav-R-Ice popsicles is as follows:
posted by MsHellion @ 10:56 AM
3 Comments:
What a coincidence! That's the exact same color sequence in which I eat month-old leftovers from Uncle Liao's Healthy Delicious Chinese Food restaurant. Scary, isn't it, when so many qualifiers are used?
Scariest thing I ever saw on a Chinese restaurant menu was the description "contains: chicken, pork, shrimp, fish, lobster, and white meat." What the fuck is the white meat?!
I'll eat orange before green. I give the purple to house guests and other undesirables.
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