Pony Rides and Monkey Pictures

Click, my peoples, click on.

poopknuckle.

what do i, as a middle school child, know about fjord crossing?

Worms don't get distracted.

Imagine how horrible it would be to have that big ant ass, but tiny ant anus!

Don't lay in bed and sweat the cheese!

I like less "scuttle" and more "butt."

There's some kids that'll never be born.

You'd best boil that child in milk.

It doesn't take much goat fucking to have a good time in Mexico.

My boobs never speak, and they're together all the time.

Cold air is like a breath mint for your insides.

Boogerschnitzel

You'd better swiffer the chamber pots.

The eagles of Christ have flown the coop.

You're ass-clownin' around!

If pennies came in millipennies, it would be worth every millipenny.

If I were a pumpkin, I'd be all over that sh*t.

Don't dip your arse in my coffee.

viewed guinea pig costumes.

Quincunx

Thursday, March 31, 2005

One of my favorite comedians of all time has passed away.

Goodbye, Mitchell. I hope you enjoy that big Quadruple Tree hotel in the sky.

Anonymous said...: Oddly, he died on March 30. That's not the odd part... the odd part is that his web site says it was last updated on March 31, but there's no mention of him no longer being alive.

Was it not important enough to be part of the site update?; 10:37 PM