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I sprained my ankle Friday and have been unable to get upstairs to my beloved iMac. You guys will have to entertain yourselves for a few more days.
posted by MsHellion @ 5:07 PM
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poopknuckle.
what do i, as a middle school child, know about fjord crossing?
Worms don't get distracted.
Imagine how horrible it would be to have that big ant ass, but tiny ant anus!
Don't lay in bed and sweat the cheese!
I like less "scuttle" and more "butt."
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You're ass-clownin' around!
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viewed guinea pig costumes.
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5 Comments:
I would say how gutted I am and how I rely on your posts to survive my neverending days, however ... :)
What the fuck, do you type with your feet?
EEK
My Mac is upstairs, a place that has been difficult to get to with a bum foot. I am not a free wheeling lap topper such as yerself. Look at me posting at work, though. That'll look good on the old permanent record! ;)
Okay, so this excuse is wearing a bit thin now, don't you think. It was just a little less than a week ago now that I saw you walking UP THE STAIRS from the subway.
Get off your butt and blog dammit.
Yah! You think I can keep sane on my own here? -- Carrie
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