Saturday, September 06, 2008

I know I'm a sick fuck...

...but this is freaking funny.

Man in wheelchair robs Texas 7-Eleven of condoms

Fri Sep 5, 9:57 PM ET

A robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink.

Dallas police Cpl. Kevin Janse said Friday that a man in a wheelchair entered a Dallas 7-Eleven Wednesday afternoon, rolled straight toward the cash register and beat it with a baseball bat until it opened.

But he didn't grab any cash. Instead, police say he stole 10 boxes of condoms and an energy drink before making his getaway Wednesday afternoon.

Janse says the suspect may have been homeless and was likely intoxicated at the time of the robbery.

To make up for my meanness, here's some cute shit:


Otter cub!


Kihansi Spray Toadlet! It's a toadlet! Toadlet!!

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