Pony Rides and Monkey Pictures

Click, my peoples, click on.

poopknuckle.

what do i, as a middle school child, know about fjord crossing?

Worms don't get distracted.

Imagine how horrible it would be to have that big ant ass, but tiny ant anus!

Don't lay in bed and sweat the cheese!

I like less "scuttle" and more "butt."

There's some kids that'll never be born.

You'd best boil that child in milk.

It doesn't take much goat fucking to have a good time in Mexico.

My boobs never speak, and they're together all the time.

Cold air is like a breath mint for your insides.

Boogerschnitzel

You'd better swiffer the chamber pots.

The eagles of Christ have flown the coop.

You're ass-clownin' around!

If pennies came in millipennies, it would be worth every millipenny.

If I were a pumpkin, I'd be all over that sh*t.

Don't dip your arse in my coffee.

viewed guinea pig costumes.

Quincunx

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

In honor of the holiday season, here's a little 8 word poem for you, my babies:

You want
the moon?
Go get it
yourself.

MsAPhillips said...: Ms. Hellion knows:
Romance ain't in the getting.; 11:07 AM
Dr. Chingasa said...: Because she sure
ain't gettin none
from me

Romance...pshaw.; 4:49 PM
Steve Caratzas said...: I'm keeping
My ass
Out of this
One.; 6:23 PM
Anonymous said...: and

boom

goes the

dynamite; 10:45 PM