Pony Rides and Monkey Pictures

Click, my peoples, click on.

poopknuckle.

what do i, as a middle school child, know about fjord crossing?

Worms don't get distracted.

Imagine how horrible it would be to have that big ant ass, but tiny ant anus!

Don't lay in bed and sweat the cheese!

I like less "scuttle" and more "butt."

There's some kids that'll never be born.

You'd best boil that child in milk.

It doesn't take much goat fucking to have a good time in Mexico.

My boobs never speak, and they're together all the time.

Cold air is like a breath mint for your insides.

Boogerschnitzel

You'd better swiffer the chamber pots.

The eagles of Christ have flown the coop.

You're ass-clownin' around!

If pennies came in millipennies, it would be worth every millipenny.

If I were a pumpkin, I'd be all over that sh*t.

Don't dip your arse in my coffee.

viewed guinea pig costumes.

Quincunx

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

I wept with joy.

Steve Caratzas said...: There, there. Wipe your tears on this here official-like "W.'s gone done and ruined the good Christian GOP" crying towel.; 7:24 AM
Anonymous said...: Apparently enough people finally admitted they are middle class and they've been screwed. I'm feeling closer to my mid-West fellow Ammmerrrikans, who are more purple than red.; 1:19 PM