Pony Rides and Monkey Pictures

Click, my peoples, click on.

poopknuckle.

what do i, as a middle school child, know about fjord crossing?

Worms don't get distracted.

Imagine how horrible it would be to have that big ant ass, but tiny ant anus!

Don't lay in bed and sweat the cheese!

I like less "scuttle" and more "butt."

There's some kids that'll never be born.

You'd best boil that child in milk.

It doesn't take much goat fucking to have a good time in Mexico.

My boobs never speak, and they're together all the time.

Cold air is like a breath mint for your insides.

Boogerschnitzel

You'd better swiffer the chamber pots.

The eagles of Christ have flown the coop.

You're ass-clownin' around!

If pennies came in millipennies, it would be worth every millipenny.

If I were a pumpkin, I'd be all over that sh*t.

Don't dip your arse in my coffee.

viewed guinea pig costumes.

Quincunx

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Yeah, I met Stephen Baldwin this Sunday at a rollerderby bout in Knoxville, TN. Typical.

MsHellion said...: At least through the lesser Baldwin, I hope to claim fewer degrees of separation from Alec. It was just so surreal. Rollerderby is crazy like that.; 2:43 PM
Anonymous said...: I heard him argue with Shirley Phelps from the "God Hates Fags" church in KS on the Adam Carolla Show.

It was sad for both of them.; 1:25 AM
Steve Caratzas said...: Having met Alec back when he was known as Alex, I advise you to keep a safe distance from the pompous creep. Or at least keep your elbows high should you ever find him in close proximity.

I've always felt Stephen to be the least offensive of all the Baldwins (generally on the strength of his performance in The Usual Suspects), but that's kind of like being the least offensive member of the Manson family.; 9:35 PM