Because It's That Kind Of Day

Click, my peoples, click on.
poopknuckle.
what do i, as a middle school child, know about fjord crossing?
Worms don't get distracted.
Imagine how horrible it would be to have that big ant ass, but tiny ant anus!
Don't lay in bed and sweat the cheese!
I like less "scuttle" and more "butt."
There's some kids that'll never be born.
You'd best boil that child in milk.
It doesn't take much goat fucking to have a good time in Mexico.
My boobs never speak, and they're together all the time.
Cold air is like a breath mint for your insides.
Boogerschnitzel
You'd better swiffer the chamber pots.
The eagles of Christ have flown the coop.
You're ass-clownin' around!
If pennies came in millipennies, it would be worth every millipenny.
If I were a pumpkin, I'd be all over that sh*t.
Don't dip your arse in my coffee.
viewed guinea pig costumes.
Quincunx
The pigeons told me to punish the wicked. Copyright 2004-2008. Don't steal my shit, yo!
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Sorry to inform you, but yes, this shit is realsville. It is the cover of a promo album by KFC. That is the actual dearly departed himself.
So, do you think the good Colonel took in the donkey show before or after the picnic?
Ms H:
I am dying wrapped in a fit of horrified laughter... Tijuana? Meaning that romanticized land South of the Border down Mehico way, where bleached out white people eat Kitchen Fresh Chicken while waiting to be molested en famille? Is that a cane, or is he just rully rully happy to see all of them?
Notice the total lack of dark meat. Or a restroom (though there is an entire pond - and they're gonna need it).
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