Pony Rides and Monkey Pictures

Click, my peoples, click on.

poopknuckle.

what do i, as a middle school child, know about fjord crossing?

Worms don't get distracted.

Imagine how horrible it would be to have that big ant ass, but tiny ant anus!

Don't lay in bed and sweat the cheese!

I like less "scuttle" and more "butt."

There's some kids that'll never be born.

You'd best boil that child in milk.

It doesn't take much goat fucking to have a good time in Mexico.

My boobs never speak, and they're together all the time.

Cold air is like a breath mint for your insides.

Boogerschnitzel

You'd better swiffer the chamber pots.

The eagles of Christ have flown the coop.

You're ass-clownin' around!

If pennies came in millipennies, it would be worth every millipenny.

If I were a pumpkin, I'd be all over that sh*t.

Don't dip your arse in my coffee.

viewed guinea pig costumes.

Quincunx

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Just in time for Mother's Day, a little blast from the past.

yournamehere said...: I don't know where you find this shit. That's from back in the day when Mr.T would hang out at child molester trials for the publicity.; 7:04 PM
MsAPhillips said...: Is the camo running shorts? Is it the necklaces strung so heavily that he looks like he is trying to extort money in a whiplash lawsuit? What is the Mr. T magic that brings such a tear to the eye?; 9:26 AM
Steve Caratzas said...: Mr. T clearly never met my mother.; 11:58 AM
MsHellion said...: I can't stop watching this thing.; 4:08 PM