Click, my peoples, click on.
poopknuckle.
what do i, as a middle school child, know about fjord crossing?
Worms don't get distracted.
Imagine how horrible it would be to have that big ant ass, but tiny ant anus!
Don't lay in bed and sweat the cheese!
I like less "scuttle" and more "butt."
There's some kids that'll never be born.
You'd best boil that child in milk.
It doesn't take much goat fucking to have a good time in Mexico.
My boobs never speak, and they're together all the time.
Cold air is like a breath mint for your insides.
Boogerschnitzel
You'd better swiffer the chamber pots.
The eagles of Christ have flown the coop.
You're ass-clownin' around!
If pennies came in millipennies, it would be worth every millipenny.
If I were a pumpkin, I'd be all over that sh*t.
Don't dip your arse in my coffee.
viewed guinea pig costumes.
Quincunx
If you have been lucky enough to hear my theory about goat-fucking, then you know this heart is well intended.
posted by MsHellion @ 2:44 PM
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I trust some information is forthcoming for those of us who have not heard about your goat-fucking theory, yes?
Is Churcherdome held in a steel cage? Has God ever been in a "loser leaves town" match?
Oh yes, please tell the story of the goat and copulation.
D, you know what goat-fucking is all about. For some unknown reason, my husband and I refer to being in charge of the details of an outing, particularly vacation, as "fucking the goat." Say I am planning a road trip. That means that I am fucking the goat on that one. Please don't analyze too much, because there is no real logic behind the entymology. I think it has vague ancestoral ties with "screwing the pooch."
I've stared long enough. How long do you take to work up a new post, man? It's not your thesis. Hit post already, beetch.
EEK
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