Kiss My Shiny Literary Arse

According to this little, poorly copy edited test, my dominant intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence. It says,"You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well. An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly. You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view. A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary. You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator."

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