Goddamn!
This is the WEIRDEST Dear Abby letter I have ever seen. What in the hell?!
DEAR ABBY: My precious Mitzy went to the neighbor's house to socialize. She primped for nearly two hours, and even though she is of humble breeding, I thought she looked stunning. But when she pranced over to see Adonis, he ignored her! She swayed her hips to entice him, but finally became discouraged and returned home. I held her in my lap to soothe her and gave her a bowl of warm milk.
Later that week, Adonis' master came calling and ordered me to "Keep that tawdry Mitzy away from my fine Adonis!" I politely replied that my Mitzy would be a marvelous catch for his Adonis, and I am encouraging the relationship.
How can I protect Mitzy's heart? Did I do the right thing? -- LOVER OF LOVE
DEAR LOVER OF LOVE: No, you did not. You may be a lover of love, but if you're wise you'll spay your cat and protect her from contracting a feline social disease. That is obviously what Adonis' owner has done, or Adonis would have succumbed to Mitzy's attempt at seduction.
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This isn't real. You're obviously drunk.
I am reasonably certain that what you posted was in fact just another Charles Bukowski poem that I've somehow missed over the years.
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