what do i, as a middle school child, know about fjord crossing?
Worms don't get distracted.
Imagine how horrible it would be to have that big ant ass, but tiny ant anus!
Don't lay in bed and sweat the cheese!
I like less "scuttle" and more "butt."
There's some kids that'll never be born.
You'd best boil that child in milk.
It doesn't take much goat fucking to have a good time in Mexico.
My boobs never speak, and they're together all the time.
Cold air is like a breath mint for your insides.
Boogerschnitzel
You'd better swiffer the chamber pots.>
The eagles of Christ have flown the coop.
You're ass-clownin' around!
If pennies came in millipennies, it would be worth every millipenny.
If I were a pumpkin, I'd be all over that sh*t.
Don't dip your arse in my coffee.
oddest thing i did today
viewed guinea pig costumes.
funny word of the day
Quincunx
Saturday, November 17, 2007
It's a red letter day!
If anyone still remembers what that means. Anyways, the Old Man and I have started a home improvement project, involving tools, electric and otherwise, and we haven't killed one another or lost any digits yet. Huzzah!
We're hanging a door between the living room and the library, but the door frame is too small. We're adjusting the door frame through ingenuity and sheer luck. There is also glue involved.
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We're hanging a door between the living room and the library, but the door frame is too small. We're adjusting the door frame through ingenuity and sheer luck. There is also glue involved.
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