Pony Rides and Monkey Pictures

Click, my peoples, click on.

poopknuckle.

what do i, as a middle school child, know about fjord crossing?

Worms don't get distracted.

Imagine how horrible it would be to have that big ant ass, but tiny ant anus!

Don't lay in bed and sweat the cheese!

I like less "scuttle" and more "butt."

There's some kids that'll never be born.

You'd best boil that child in milk.

It doesn't take much goat fucking to have a good time in Mexico.

My boobs never speak, and they're together all the time.

Cold air is like a breath mint for your insides.

Boogerschnitzel

You'd better swiffer the chamber pots.

The eagles of Christ have flown the coop.

You're ass-clownin' around!

If pennies came in millipennies, it would be worth every millipenny.

If I were a pumpkin, I'd be all over that sh*t.

Don't dip your arse in my coffee.

viewed guinea pig costumes.

Quincunx

Monday, November 12, 2007

I don't give a fuck about the name of Elisabeth Hasselbeck's son.

There's a fucking war on, bitches. Fuck "The View."

Anonymous said...: Just quibbling, but wouldn't you have to be watching The View in order to know that there was this discussion? I'm just sayin'...; 2:12 PM
MsHellion said...: Actually, all you have to be doing is reading the news to see this shit. It was actually presented as a news story. That's what pissed me off.; 2:14 PM
Anonymous said...: Oh, well that explains it. I don't watch the news anymore. It never tells you anything you need to know and it's always on. Kind of like my coworker, whom I currently despise.; 9:14 AM