Pony Rides and Monkey Pictures

Click, my peoples, click on.

poopknuckle.

what do i, as a middle school child, know about fjord crossing?

Worms don't get distracted.

Imagine how horrible it would be to have that big ant ass, but tiny ant anus!

Don't lay in bed and sweat the cheese!

I like less "scuttle" and more "butt."

There's some kids that'll never be born.

You'd best boil that child in milk.

It doesn't take much goat fucking to have a good time in Mexico.

My boobs never speak, and they're together all the time.

Cold air is like a breath mint for your insides.

Boogerschnitzel

You'd better swiffer the chamber pots.

The eagles of Christ have flown the coop.

You're ass-clownin' around!

If pennies came in millipennies, it would be worth every millipenny.

If I were a pumpkin, I'd be all over that sh*t.

Don't dip your arse in my coffee.

viewed guinea pig costumes.

Quincunx

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Barbaro was not a magical unicorn who ate pollution and shit world peace, so just get over it.

Terri said...: THANK YOU!; 11:44 AM
Steve Caratzas said...: YES!

THANK YOU!; 1:53 PM
MsAPhillips said...: Don't they revoke your Kentucky Colonel-ship for saying things like this that the rest of us are thinking?

And,

Brava!; 2:03 PM
Anonymous said...: One angry commenter over at Baizetown called me a "cold SOB" for saying essentially what you've said, except in a longer, more asshole-y way.

:)

http://xrl.us/ujpw

Fun.; 2:16 PM