Pony Rides and Monkey Pictures

Click, my peoples, click on.

poopknuckle.

what do i, as a middle school child, know about fjord crossing?

Worms don't get distracted.

Imagine how horrible it would be to have that big ant ass, but tiny ant anus!

Don't lay in bed and sweat the cheese!

I like less "scuttle" and more "butt."

There's some kids that'll never be born.

You'd best boil that child in milk.

It doesn't take much goat fucking to have a good time in Mexico.

My boobs never speak, and they're together all the time.

Cold air is like a breath mint for your insides.

Boogerschnitzel

You'd better swiffer the chamber pots.

The eagles of Christ have flown the coop.

You're ass-clownin' around!

If pennies came in millipennies, it would be worth every millipenny.

If I were a pumpkin, I'd be all over that sh*t.

Don't dip your arse in my coffee.

viewed guinea pig costumes.

Quincunx

Thursday, August 11, 2005

I'm geeky, but not this geeky.

Heather said...: no you aren't...cuz you don't touch type! ha!; 4:38 PM
yournamehere said...: Anyone who buys one of those should never be allowed to purchase goods and services for the rest of their life.; 8:44 PM
MsAPhillips said...: so... in their "in the news" section, what does this mean?

"Media contact
Melinda-at-DasKeyboard.com (*)
+1 210 240 4669

(*)Note to self: before emailing them replace the -at- part of the email address by the @ sign."

...and then push SEND? Duh...; 8:29 AM
MsHellion said...: People do that to avoid their address being picked up by Spambots - programs that troll the web for any text with the @ symbol. Confusing, but effective.; 10:47 AM