Pony Rides and Monkey Pictures

Click, my peoples, click on.

poopknuckle.

what do i, as a middle school child, know about fjord crossing?

Worms don't get distracted.

Imagine how horrible it would be to have that big ant ass, but tiny ant anus!

Don't lay in bed and sweat the cheese!

I like less "scuttle" and more "butt."

There's some kids that'll never be born.

You'd best boil that child in milk.

It doesn't take much goat fucking to have a good time in Mexico.

My boobs never speak, and they're together all the time.

Cold air is like a breath mint for your insides.

Boogerschnitzel

You'd better swiffer the chamber pots.

The eagles of Christ have flown the coop.

You're ass-clownin' around!

If pennies came in millipennies, it would be worth every millipenny.

If I were a pumpkin, I'd be all over that sh*t.

Don't dip your arse in my coffee.

viewed guinea pig costumes.

Quincunx

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

I work for a church. I should know.

Don't they look awfully chipper for guys wearing polyester suits in the depths of Hell?

Heather said...: Looks like Cliff and Mark beltin' one out!; 1:08 PM
Anonymous said...: The suits are flame-retardant.; 2:41 PM
yournamehere said...: Satan is real, and he received a producers credit on this album. Or if he wanted indie cred it just said "Recorded by..."; 8:22 PM
Anonymous said...: Satan = Steve Albini?; 9:48 AM
MsHellion said...: It would take an ultimate evil to make the drums so loud on Surfer Rosa...; 1:33 PM
Cincysundevil said...: Wait a minute!! This is only Part One according to the album cover!! Please tell me there is a Part 2 with an even better album cover!!; 12:14 AM