what do i, as a middle school child, know about fjord crossing?
Worms don't get distracted.
Imagine how horrible it would be to have that big ant ass, but tiny ant anus!
Don't lay in bed and sweat the cheese!
I like less "scuttle" and more "butt."
There's some kids that'll never be born.
You'd best boil that child in milk.
It doesn't take much goat fucking to have a good time in Mexico.
My boobs never speak, and they're together all the time.
Cold air is like a breath mint for your insides.
Boogerschnitzel
You'd better swiffer the chamber pots.>
The eagles of Christ have flown the coop.
You're ass-clownin' around!
If pennies came in millipennies, it would be worth every millipenny.
If I were a pumpkin, I'd be all over that sh*t.
Don't dip your arse in my coffee.
oddest thing i did today
viewed guinea pig costumes.
funny word of the day
Quincunx
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Fucking Hell
As if things weren't bad enough, as shit news and bad health roil around me, I hear a fucking Wendy's commercial for that made up shit, the Frescatta, with "Blister in the Sun" playing in the background. Why, Femmes, why?
3 Comments:
8 word comment:
It is a sellout world.
Nothing is sacred.
8-word comment:
Because
They like
To make money!
High five!
Every day that I have to get up and do something I fucking hate, I wish I had a song to sell to Wendy's.
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