Click, my peoples, click on.
poopknuckle.
what do i, as a middle school child, know about fjord crossing?
Worms don't get distracted.
Imagine how horrible it would be to have that big ant ass, but tiny ant anus!
Don't lay in bed and sweat the cheese!
I like less "scuttle" and more "butt."
There's some kids that'll never be born.
You'd best boil that child in milk.
It doesn't take much goat fucking to have a good time in Mexico.
My boobs never speak, and they're together all the time.
Cold air is like a breath mint for your insides.
Boogerschnitzel
You'd better swiffer the chamber pots.
The eagles of Christ have flown the coop.
You're ass-clownin' around!
If pennies came in millipennies, it would be worth every millipenny.
If I were a pumpkin, I'd be all over that sh*t.
Don't dip your arse in my coffee.
viewed guinea pig costumes.
Quincunx
posted by MsHellion @ 11:02 PM
2 Comments:
But spouted the same brand of crazy.
Star's greatest moment on "The View," circa 2001:
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Star: Everyone was mad when I said on the television that I wouldn’t vote for an Atheist, but it’s interesting that the Oath of office of the President is with “so help me God.” So who would the Atheists be talking to if they weren’t given the Oath? I mean you gotta have someone!
Joy: I think that’s religious discrimination that you would say you wouldn’t vote for an Atheist. What does that have to do with doing his job as President? That’s like saying, “I wouldn’t vote for a black man.” It’s the same thing.
Star: Absolutely not the same thing. I think it is absolutely important for you to be led by a higher power so you feel as if you have some responsibility — not just to man. I would never even consider it. Anybody got a problem with it, its your problem!
Joy: O.K. that’s fine. I’m just saying … All I’m giving you is a hypothetical point of view.
Lisa: Just out of curiosity, would you vote for someone who is a Muslim?
Star: …If that person was a good person. I’m not as concerned with the manner in which….
Meredith: You could be a very good person and not believe in God, but the question — it doesn’t necessarily apply if you believe or don’t believe.
Star: …you wouldn’t get my vote. I mean you could be a nice person — you could baby-sit my kids — possibly — but that doesn’t mean you would get my vote because you got your finger on the button. I want you to feel like there are long term, everlasting ramifications.
http://irregulartimes.com/index.php/archives/2006/06/29/on-star-jones-and-atheism-is-it-bigotry-to-call-someone-a-bigot/
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Yes, Star. The good Christian man we elected is a man of peace and love. Idiot.
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