Pony Rides and Monkey Pictures

Click, my peoples, click on.

poopknuckle.

what do i, as a middle school child, know about fjord crossing?

Worms don't get distracted.

Imagine how horrible it would be to have that big ant ass, but tiny ant anus!

Don't lay in bed and sweat the cheese!

I like less "scuttle" and more "butt."

There's some kids that'll never be born.

You'd best boil that child in milk.

It doesn't take much goat fucking to have a good time in Mexico.

My boobs never speak, and they're together all the time.

Cold air is like a breath mint for your insides.

Boogerschnitzel

You'd better swiffer the chamber pots.

The eagles of Christ have flown the coop.

You're ass-clownin' around!

If pennies came in millipennies, it would be worth every millipenny.

If I were a pumpkin, I'd be all over that sh*t.

Don't dip your arse in my coffee.

viewed guinea pig costumes.

Quincunx

Monday, July 07, 2008

What a weekend!

Quick notes:

Got the Godzilla tatt finished Thursday night/Friday morning. Was tattooed from 11:30pm till 4:30am while listening to Tom Waits, Velvet Underground, bluegrass, and more. The closest I've been to church in a while.

Saturday and Sunday I was in Motorcycle school. I spent 16 hours frying in the sun riding and learning. It was really fun. And I passed!

Thank God for a desk job, cuz I need the rest. :)

Anonymous said...: I hope there will be tatt pictures! I found it a little hard to sit for just an hour for mine, wow!

This is MagicalShrimp, btw.; 10:55 AM