Pony Rides and Monkey Pictures

Click, my peoples, click on.

poopknuckle.

what do i, as a middle school child, know about fjord crossing?

Worms don't get distracted.

Imagine how horrible it would be to have that big ant ass, but tiny ant anus!

Don't lay in bed and sweat the cheese!

I like less "scuttle" and more "butt."

There's some kids that'll never be born.

You'd best boil that child in milk.

It doesn't take much goat fucking to have a good time in Mexico.

My boobs never speak, and they're together all the time.

Cold air is like a breath mint for your insides.

Boogerschnitzel

You'd better swiffer the chamber pots.

The eagles of Christ have flown the coop.

You're ass-clownin' around!

If pennies came in millipennies, it would be worth every millipenny.

If I were a pumpkin, I'd be all over that sh*t.

Don't dip your arse in my coffee.

viewed guinea pig costumes.

Quincunx

Thursday, April 20, 2006

If you fell for this, you deserved to get felt up by a wandering weirdo.

Phony doctor gives free breast exams

yournamehere said...: Oh my god, it's the ghost of Cubs announcer Harry Carrey.; 8:17 PM
MsAPhillips said...: so, what you're saying is that the itinerant proctologist was just a...; 5:32 PM
Steve Caratzas said...: Nice of them to airbrush the drool out.

And isn't that fucked up look basically saying: "It was sooo worth getting caught!"; 5:12 PM
MsHellion said...: He usually doesn't look like that. Thems just his boob oglin' glasses.; 5:14 PM
Richie McWhite said...: That dude is hot!; 12:39 PM